The Selfie Toaster
This is the appliance that indelibly brands its owner’s image onto a slice of bread. Only available from Hammacher Schlemmer, the toaster uses custom heating inserts crafted from a submitted headshot photograph. A subject‘s full facial details are converted into twin removeable stainless steel inserts, allowing its heating elements to brown light or dark likenesses of the subject onto one side of toast, removing any question as to the ownership of the next two slices. The toaster comes with one Hammacher Schlemmer insert as an example of how the toaster operates. Selfie inserts will be sent separately approximately two weeks after the customer uploads a high-resolution digital image to the manufacturer online using the included instructions.
It’s only $69.95 plus shipping and handling. Do you think there will be much of a market for it?
February 13, 2015
Why not? We live in interesting times and I am told that we are increasingly becoming narcissistic. I for one would not like to see that on my kitchen shelf!
Me too.
Oops I misread that. I want one. 😀
It’s more fun to spell oops like OOps or 🙂 😀 ps
If free, I’d accept it but not buy it. We don’t eat white bread. It’d have to be dark bread.
I don’t even have a toaster — I never used it and it took up too much space so I gave it away.
It would probably work with dark bread, but not as well as with white.
Oops with emoticons works too!
oh for god’s sake.
Tomorrow’s post is about something even worse, I think. 😀
LOL
I agree with Rummuser, our world is dramatically changing – every day with the event of the Internet, something new is on the horizon or has come to fruition.
I’m just sorry in some ways that I’ve not caught up with some of the stuff, mainly because I’m basically interested in other things or I don’t actually have the spare cash to invest in xyz!
But it is fun to “watch” those who wish to be involved “do it”…
BTW Jean have changed browsers so maybe this will bring replies…
I too like to read about some of the changes going on, but I don’t have enough time or interest to try to keep up with them all. I’m happy to be an observer — for the most part.
This is narcissism gone mad. I won’t be joining in.
Nor will I!