Wise Old Man

This is an old story, but I still love it.

An old man was eating at a truck stop minding his own business, when three dangerous-looking bikers walked in.

The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into his pie and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man, spit into his milk and then took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man, turned over his plate, and then took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly paid and left the diner.

One of the bikers said to the waitress, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?”

The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”

The authors of the quiz we took the other day would call him a wise man:

In the words of the French playwright, Moliรจre, โ€œA wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.โ€

The bikers were certainly showing “unseeemly behavior”, and the fellow showed not only patience and moderation, but also a brilliant form of revenge.

 

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10 Responses to Wise Old Man

  1. Cathy in NZ says:

    LOL

    there are many times, I would’ve like to taken revenge on something…that’s certainly a sweet revenge

  2. Sharon says:

    Most of my revenge is in my head.

  3. Rummuser says:

    This is a remarkable story to illustrate how to keep calm under stressful situations but to act decisively at the appropriate time.

  4. tammy j says:

    love that story. ๐Ÿ˜€
    like Sharon above… any revenge I might have is always in my head.
    wouldn’t act upon it even if I could probably.
    although if you remember the post I did on the peanut “innocent revenge” in ruining the vacuum cleaner…
    that kind of helped at the time! LOL

  5. Earl says:

    That’s what we’d all like to do to people that tick us off. But, like they say in Star Trek, revenge is a dish best served cold.

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