I Like This Joke

A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami.

As soon as he walked in, he noticed an African (Black) woman sitting in the corner, went to the bar, grabbed his wallet, and yelled, “Bartender! I buy drinks for everyone in this bar except for that Black woman over there!”

The bartender collected the money and began serving free drinks to everyone at the bar except the African woman.

Instead of getting upset, the black woman just looked at the guy and yelled, “Thank you.”

This angered the rich man. So again, he took out his wallet and shouted, “Boy!

This time I’m buying extra bottles of wine and food for everyone in this bar except for that African woman sitting in the corner!”

The waiter collected the man’s money and began serving free food and wine to everyone at the bar except the African woman.

When the waiter came to serve the food and drinks, the African woman simply smiled at the man and said, “Thank you!” Which infuriated him.

So he leaned over the counter and asked the bartender, “What’s wrong with this black woman… I’ve bought food and alcohol for everyone in this bar except for her, and instead of being mad, she sits there, smiles at me, and yells, “Thank you!”

Is she crazy?” The bartender smiled at the rich man and said, “No, she’s not crazy. She owns this place.”

We can’t believe everything we think. It’s best to check our assumptions.

June 14, 2025