A fellow came into a restaurant with an ostrich and they sat down. The waitress took his order and the ostrich said he would have the same thing. When it came time to pay the fellow added 20% for the tip and pulled the exact amount out of his pocket.
The same thing happened the following night, and for the next few days. The ostrich always ordered exactly what the fellow did. Finally the waitress asked him how he always managed to have the exact amount of money in his pocket even though he had been ordering different things. The fellow explained that a genie had granted him a wish and he didn’t want to be bothered with a lot of money or things, so he asked that he would always have the right amount to pay any bill.
The waitress was impressed by his wise choice, then asked about the ostrich. The fellow looked a bit embarrassed and said the genie had given him another wish. He had asked for “a tall chick with long legs who always agreed with him.” He added, “I should have been more specific.”
September 5, 2025
LOL. Too funny.
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…thanks for the chuckle.
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lol!!!
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HAAAAA!!!!
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LOL!
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Hahahaha!
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funny
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Funny!!!
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That was funny!
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OMGosh! That is a good one! 🙂
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Genie in the bottle jokes are going around again? This was a cute one.
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I love it!
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Yes, that was a goodie!
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giggle giggle, what a great idea to ask for the right amount , if I can find a genie I will try to remember these two wishes and do one but not the other
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That so funny. Thanks for sharing.
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