You Can Tell You’re Really Old…

when you get a card like this in the mail.

Dear _____:
For over 40 years Neptune Society has been recognized as the largest and most trusted cremation provider in the United States. We provide simple cremation at an affordable price without any of the unnecessary services many people don’t want.

We are updating our files and want to make sure we have your correct information. So if you want to know more about the benefits of cremation please complete the information below and we will deliver to you the latest version of our cremation answer book.

I wonder how I got on their mailing list?

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25 Responses to You Can Tell You’re Really Old…

  1. The OP Pack says:

    We are always getting info-mail from the local cemeteries and wonder the same thing:)

  2. Hootin' Anni says:

    Lord love a duck!!! Your mail is like a box of chocolates…you never know what you’re gonna get. Sorry, I could resist a bit of Forest Gumpisms.

  3. Myra Guca says:

    Oh nooooo!
    My former husband and I signed up with them in the 70’s; I hope our files have been lost at sea. (*grin*)

  4. Bruce Taylor says:

    We signed up with them many years ago. Still haven’t used their services, though.

  5. Ginny Hartzler says:

    Oh my GOSH!! How RUDE of them, and how depressing. And here I thought it was bad that we get so many aids for hearing aids in the mail!

  6. I wonder how we get on some of these mailing lists. I don’t ever get anything like that, but now having said it, I probably will. I do get lots of offers from AARP though! ?

    • Jean says:

      I’m the AARP member here, not Andy, and I do get more mail like this than he does. Who knows if that’s the reason?

  7. Ann Thompson says:

    I haven’t gotten anything like that but I get a lot of life insurance offers in Wades name. I look at them, say too late and pitch them …lol

  8. we have had several like this. they just purchase mailing lists and send them out.. business must be dead. bra ha ha I said to Bob when we got the last one can you believe they are advertising funeral arrangements? we get them for cemetery lots, cremation and the PRE burial arrangements, buy now die later. ha ha

  9. “you mail is like a box of chocolates” gotta love that saying thanks Forest Gump…

  10. Joared says:

    I get letters from them all the time and have for several years. They must research public records for “old people” and set up mailing lists. Am also getting mailings from retirement communities. Some of them are from surrounding local cities but have been really surprised to receive a couple from communities in states on the opposite Atlantic coast and I live in California. Do they really think I’d move from a warm climate to snowy icy cold one?

  11. Cindi says:

    I get β€œpop-ups” ads on my Facebook account for things like that.
    Recently I got one about being cremated and then they would take my ashes and they would be scattered along a beautiful wooded area beside a river.
    I clicked on it to see the location and laughed to myself. Where I live there’s a river on either side of the city and we have a state park along side of one of them.
    So I actually I have no need for that cremation company instead I could just have one of my nieces drive three minutes from my house and toss me around.

  12. Funeral homes and anything related to checking out or getting sick at the end of life comes in the mail thanks to how easy it is for them to rent mailing lists by age brackets.

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